Woops...

Forget my last post I'm going to cut out the other chapters and end the fan fic on chapter 6, CJ, NYB, I'm still gunna write the rest, just not post it, you guyz r lucky u guyz r special

Small Problem...

Yeah, ummmmmmmmmm with my fan fic, the Twilight one, I finally thought of a place to go with it, but I'm going a little crazy, I'm going to take this to 7 or 8 chapters, if you dont wanna read something that long, go to some other website like CJ's or something Chapter... I forgot what I was up to coming soon, it's writtn, I just wanna keep u guyz waiting..hehehehe I'm evil! mwahahahaahahahaha

Twilight Fan Fic Chap. 3

Again, I'm still NOT IN LOVE WITH THIS FAN FIC but I'm liking a little more, very little bit more, very very little bit more, very very VERY little bit more, very very very..... well, u get the point this, whatever, here we go

“Whoa! I’m a what? I shrieked

“Sit down.” The man with blonde hair in his 30-ies said motioning his hand down

I sat and the man started to explain

“I am Carlisle, and these are my children: Alice, Rosalie, Emmett, Jasper and Edward. Ad my wife, Esme” As he said each name one of the amazingly beautiful people on the couch stood up.

“We are… vampires.” He continued

“WHAT!!!!!!!!! VAMPIRES!!!!!!!” I jumped up and screamed

“Yes” Carlisle continued in a calm voice “And… so are you.”

I FLIPPED OUT

“WHAT!!!!! I’M A VAMPIRE!!!!! HOW!?!?! WHAT?!!? WHEN?!?!? WHY?!?!?!” I screamed and bawled. It took about an hour for me to calm down.

“It’s……. complicated” Carlisle started calmly “You were on the bridge of death and a vampire bit you and injected venom into your body and you were transformed into a vampire.”

I kind of hyper ventilated all over again, but only for a half hour this time. My vampire brain is so exact!

“K, so one question, who am I?” I asked Carlisle

“I’m not sure, you’ll have to ask whoever transformed you.” Carlisle said soberly

“Who was that?” I asked quietly, afraid his response

‘’I honestly don’t know, but you’re more than welcome to stay with my coven.”

“Thank you.” I said pretending I knew what a coven was

New Pets!!

K, theres new editions to my blog, Flippy, Pippy, and, Borat. They're... FISH!!!!!! The purple one is Pippy, the red one is Borat and the yellow one is Flippy, I'm gunna post Sparky II, (may SparkyI rest in piece in the big computer in the sky)

Sorry!

Sorry I haven't been posting i haven't finished Chapter 3 yet, ooops, (CJ, u can come and kill me later dont waste a comment) it'll be about 2-3 days max, SORRY!!!!!!!!

Twilight Fan Fic Chap.2

This is chapter 2 again, not exaclt IN LOVE but whatever...

“Shhhhhhhh!” Some one yelled at me, at least, I think it was talking to me.

“Hello?” I shrieked, but then I realized, my voice sounded like bells, it sounded gorgeous

“It’s okay” A voice that sounded like chimes comforted me

“W-W-W-W-Who’s there?” I worked out

Then out of the bushes came a girl. About 17, with spiky brown hair and honey colored eyes, she was short.

“I’m Alice, please, follow me.” She said motioning her hand towards her

“Okay” I told her. Why would I say yes? Who is she?

I walked with Alice for a while.

“Where are we going?” I asked her

“To a place where all your questions will be answered.” She replied ominously

Alice led me to a big house. It was graceful. It was faded white, 3 stories tall, rectangular and well proportioned. One light was on, probably in the living room, I heard people talking all with dreamy voices. Alice walked me to the front door and she didn’t even knock, a man, he looked around 30, blonde hair and about 5’5. We walked in and there were 6 people, all of them stunningly beautiful and with honey colored eyes.

“Alice, who’s your friend?” A woman with caramel colored hair and a musical voice asked.

“Esme, Carlisle, guys, this is a new born.” She replied looking back at me

Twilight FAN FIC!!!

Here's chapter 1 of my twilight fan fic,i kinda like it but totally totally ABOSOLUTELY in LOVE with it so comment if u want


The moonlight was bright and silver in my eyes. Where am I? Who am I? Everything’s such a blur. Why is my throat so dry? I opened my eyes all the way and… and everything was so clear. I could see the droplets of water on the high tree branches. I could see every star in the sky. Ouch! My throat burned. Need water… no not water, what am I craving? Then I smelled it, I can’t explain it. It was metallic and bland. I didn’t care what it smelled like, I ran towards it. I was running, but it didn’t feel like running, it felt like flying, my feet were touching the ground, just too fast for it to feel like they were. I sped up and found a herd of deer. I jumped towards the lead buck. I took him down quickly. How was I super strong, fast, and have such accuracy? I didn’t care at the moment; I tore the hide of the buck and drank his blood. WHY AM I DRINKING BLOOD? I decided to walk through the forest see who- or what I could find.

I definitely had to be walking for at least an hour. Then… I heard a rustling in the bush.

T-W-I-L-I-G-H-T!

Twilight fan fic coming soon!!!! It's not like Cj's *see www.cjsfanfic.blogspot.com* the first chapter will probably come tomorrow

Maximum Ride Chap. 5

Here's my final chapter. I'm still not gunna say that's Maximum Ride's not mineand Dexi is and stuff cuz its BORING.Here we go!!!!!!!!!!!!

“Dex,” Fang spit out the word “Can we talk to Max, alone?”

“Sure” He replied while walking

“ARE YOU INSANE!?!?!?!” Fang yelled

“No,” I replied sarcastically “I see a friend who needs help. Fang, he only has a few days to live, lets show him the outside he’s never been further out of this rat hole than the field. Please, let him escape with us tonight.”

“Fine, we’ll vote. All for Dex, raise your hand.” Fang said reluctantly

Angel, Nudge, Iggy and I raised our hands.

“I’m sorry, Max, Angel” Gazzy started “I just don’t trust this place or the people in it.”

“It’s okay Gazzy, but it’s 2 to 4, Dexi comes” I comforted Gazzy and bragged to Fang at the same time, I rock

“Dexi” I called him in “You’re escaping tonight.”

He practically jumped up and down and then he started howling

“Shut up” I hissed

“Sorry” he said in the 4 year old voice

Iggy and Fang went over the plan with him. We were going to find the nearest window and crash through it. I know, wow, that’s the best you have, Max, well yeah it is, deal with it.

Midnight crept in. We all got ready to fly like there was no tomorrow. As the clock hit midnight we ran. I mean we ran, we took off like the worlds quietest racecars.

“Now” I said signaling the flock and Dexi to take off.

We jumped off the ground and up to the ceiling. We jumped into a lab room and out the window.

“Up!” I yelled

As my flock flew into a V shape I realized that one was missing, Dexi! I flew out of our neat little formation. I flew around till I saw I furry X shape plummeting toward the ground. It had come, his expiration date. I knew it was coming, just not so soon. I WENT NUTS. All I remember is a blinding rage, not seeing, not feeling, just rage. I flew to the School, kicked in a window and knocked over the chemicals sitting on the white table. Then, I flew like heck out off there and just watched as the School exploded.

I flew over to my flock and we flew into the moon.

THAT'S IT!! HOW WAS IT?!!?!? COMMENT PLEASE!!!!!

Tell Me This Isn't Funny

Maximum Ride Chap. 4

Heres Chapter 4, hope you like it, anywayfor the sake of... me, I'm not doing the whole Maximum Ride's not mine thing...

“Oh.Mi.God! Dexi! Did you see your neck?” I exploded

“No, I guess I haven’t looked at the back of my neck in a while.” He said sarcastically picking himself off the floor.

“Y-Y-Y-Y-You g-g-got an EXPIRATION DATE!!” I managed out

“Whats an expiration date?” He asked

“How do you not know what an expiration date is?” I said throwing my hands in the air

“Is it bad” He asked in a 4 year old voice

“Well, see, ummmmmmm, Dexi, an expiration date is a list of numbers on an Erasers neck, and those numbers make a date and that date is the day that the Erasers die” I told him coolly

“WHAT?!?!?!!?! I’m going to die!!!! Quick Max, what do the numbers say?” He freaked out

“Ummmmmmm, 08, the middle is smudged I can’t read the day” I stammered

“But today’s the seventh!” He started crying.

“Dex, calm down,” I pleaded “You have time, let’s not waste it crying”

“Okay” He said with a final sob

I took Dex to Angel’s room where the others were talking. Fang stared at me like he was saying ‘Oh, great Max, another one’. ‘Shut up’ I mouthed at him

“Hey guys this is Dexi” I started calmly “He’s an Eraser I’ve known since, like forever. And, see he got a … expiration date.” I forced out those two awful words. “And I want him to break out with us.”

Do You See Him???

If you see a small gray dog skipping across your screen, his name is Sparky, he's my page pet, AIN'T HE CUTE?!?!?!?! If you don't see him, GET YOUR EYES CHECKED!!!!!!! ITS A DOG ON THE SCREEN, NOT EXACTLY INCONSPICIOUS!!!!!!

OMG U GOTTA PLAY THIS!!

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Maximum Ride Chapter 3

I dont Maximum Ride.......... blah blah blah................... Dexi's , mine....................... blah blah blah............... ON WITH THE FAN FIC!!!!!!!!!!

“Perfect” Fang muttered.

“There’s not that many though” Iggy said

There we were, exhausted, confused and staring at more Erasers, Fang was right, perfect. As usual, Iggy was right, there couldn’t be more than 20. Gazzy and Fang were the first two to jump in and start kicking furry butts. Me and Iggy just watched, well, I watched and Ig was listening to fist hitting chest and sneakers hitting butts. Within minutes all the Erasers were down and we were on our way.

“How much longer are we going to be in here, I’m tired.” Gazzy wined

“Gazzy, shut up!” Fang yelled

We walked around aimlessly for at least another 15 minutes. Then the ever so popular scientist started into the microphone.

“Times up!” He screeched

“THANK YOU!” Gazzy yelled clasping his hands together

Iggy and Fang snickered

“Shut up!” I yelled at the three of them.

“The exit is three corridors ahead” the scientist continued

We ran out of the mazeband went to go find Nudge and Angel. I found them in their rooms and let the questions fire.

“What’d they do to you guys?”

“They let me play with dolls” Angel said in a 4 year old voice

“They let me play soccer” Nudge said lethargically

‘‘What?!?!” Gazzy yelled “We had to run and fight our butts off!!” he continued

“Ha Ha” Angel mocked her brother

“I’ll be back” I said walking away

On my way down the hall and I found who I was looking for.

“Dex!” I whispered and motioned him over

“Hey, Max!” He yelled back

He tripped on, I don’t know what he tripped on, but I didn’t care, because I saw the most horrifying thing in the whole world on his neck.

OOOOOOOOOO,AND ALEX PETTYFER WINS THE POLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DOWN WITH ROBERT PATTINSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DOWN WITH THE DRUG ADDICT!!!!!!!!!!

ITS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG, BREAKING DAWN CAME OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS SOOOOOOOOOO INCREDUBLY AWSOME. I WAS AT A RELEASE PARTY TILL 12:30 WITH CJ. THIS BOOKS GUNNA ROCK!!!!!!!!!!