Sorry It Took So Long..........

Here's the Inkheart Fanfic, it took so long cuz i left it at my friends house, and kept forgetting it, woops! Well, this is Dustfinger talking to Roxanne, IF YOU HAVE NOT READ INKHEART AND INKSPELL, THIS WILL RUIN IT, SO IF U HAVE NOT READ THEM...................... GO FIND ANOTHER WEBSITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 wll, here we go!

"Okay, Roxanne. Before you go all 'why did you desert me', I'm gunna give it to ya straight!First of all our world is just a 'book' in another world. We were created by this old dinosaur who says we're 'fictional' . Then, there was this wierd guy in his mid-forties with a little blonde girl and a woman Who looked like an older clone of said blonde girl. They were reading our 'book' one night, all of a sudden I'm in their living room with a homicidial maniac who name rhymes with 'pasta' and some bald dude obsessed with world domination. Anyways, the forty year old einstien reads his wife into the book and then when she's read out again by some sissy, she's all mute and stuff. Anyway, after I'm out of the book, I meet up with this 15 year old kid in a turban whos like OBSESSED with me, anyways...... turban kid falls in love with the little blonde girl I mentioned before. Now in the near futre I'm going to go all noble and trade my life for the turban kidand get stuck in some parrerell universe with these 'white women'. WHITE WOMEN how racist is that? And now they expect me to play with fire for their amusement, which I'm preety sure is illegal in most countries, yeah, so thats what happened, STILL THINK I'M A NUTJOB?!!??!?! "

KK, so that was it, COMMENT PLEASE!!!!!!! I'll work on another, k?

Peace and Hufflemuffins,

New Yorks Silver Rose